Emma (beaming with preschool pride): Look at the turkey hat I made in school!
Me: Oh nice. Why is there a dot on its belly?
Emma: That's his belly button. I wanted to draw his boobies too, but they wouldn't let me.
Me: Hmmmmm. Good.
Emma: I just wanted it to be a nakey turkey, but Lily's mom (parent volunteer) told me no.
At what point do they kick a kid out of a nice Christian preschool? And I'm guessing that having turkey breasts for Thanksgiving may exacerbate our problem. Bring on the honey ham.